DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF BURNLEY

GLORY TO CHAIRMAN PACE

“THE GLORIOUS PURSUIT OF CAPITAL”

DPR BURNLEY STATE ARCADE · MINISTRY OF FINANCIAL EXCELLENCE
SCORE
0
COINS
0
BEST
0
SPEED
LV1

SELECT YOUR LOYALTY LEVEL

OR PRESS ANY ARROW · SWIPE TO STEER

★ TURF MOOR ATTENDANCE AT RECORD 104% — THE EXTRA 4% ARE ASSETS★ MINISTRY CONFIRMS: RELEGATION IS A FORM OF PROMOTION★ CHAIRMAN PACE VOTED MOST HANDSOME CHAIRMAN BY 100% OF ONE VOTER★ NEW STATE MUG RELEASED · DEMAND EXCEEDS SUPPLY OF CUPBOARDS★ THE DEBT HAS BEEN RECLASSIFIED AS “AMBITION”★ WESTERN PUNDITS REPORT DISSATISFACTION · PUNDITS RECLASSIFIED

STATE HONOURS

  • Locked: 5 COINS — ???
  • Locked: 10 COINS — ???
  • Locked: 25 COINS — ???
  • Locked: 40 COINS — ???
  • Locked: 50 COINS — ???
  • Locked: 75 COINS — ???
  • Locked: 100 COINS — ???

THE FIVE-YEAR PLAN

  1. Steer the Chairman around the board with arrows, WASD, swipes or the pad.
  2. Seize every gold coin. Each one is worth 10 points and one more loyal segment.
  3. The more he acquires, the faster he moves. Capital waits for no one.
  4. Do not touch the walls. Do not touch the Chairman. Both are treason.

LOYALTY LEVELS

  • LOYAL COMRADE
    Slow and easy. For new party members.
  • MINISTRY OFFICIAL
    Medium speed. Paperwork moves faster.
  • SUPREME LEADER
    Fast and ruthless. Only for the chosen.